This is like a never ending fever dream.
WTF is it with the right's obsession with — of all things — straws?
A while back they were ranting about how "manly men" should not be using straws at all (ooh, those pursed lips!) , then these same people (mostly the same men, BTW) rant about the left wanting to get rid of "our" plastic straws and how terrible paper would be.
There is a legit mental illness at play here. A mind virus.
And I just don't get it.
If I had a spoof cock-rock group we'd be "My Manly Manliness" and do awful cover tunes by Nuge, Kid Pebble, Skrewdriver, etc. And wear dresses. Any chicks in the band would doll up like MTGross.
Alternatively, we could also cosplay as golfers. 🤓
As a cook I resemble that remark/bandname.
And Lotrimin spray will clear that right up.
😮 😆
I get it. It's a relatively safe subject for them.
"The situation at the border—!"
"Encounters are down 40% since March."
"But the fentan—!"
"Ninety percent of it is brought in by citizens."
"But DEI—!"
"Are you saying that being non-white or non-male means a person is incompetent?"
"SODA STRAWS!"
@codeWhisperer
HOW DARE YOU EVEN SLIGHTLY INCONVENIENCE MY MANLY MANLINESS (purses lips)