Admission: yes I am lazy and yea I should have gotten off my lazy butt and drove to the store to do this myself, but…this is kinda too scary to not share. I ordered cat food from the grocery store to be delivered. Specifically ordered pate, and only used pate type for substitution. Spoke with the shopper, apologized for being so adamant about the cat food but my cats will only eat pate.

Guess who is the proud owner of 38 tiny cans of gravy lover’s cat food. I’m scared for this country.

@cjcrew Look you paid for that service. Call and demand a refund.

Sometimes, I think we've hit George Carlin's: Really stupid people having jobs dilemna...

@TrueBloodNet the cats will eat the gravy and sometimes if I starve them, a tiny bit of that fake meat. What frustrates me is I’ve had over a dozen cats throughout my adulthood and not one of them liked that damn fake meat yet the companies just keep making more instead of having more varieties of pate. Why? Am I not meeting the cats who are crazy about fake meat chunks? Are they maybe European cats that I’ve never met? Because seriously my cats haven’t been fans. They’d rather not have to chew.