This thought experiment has gone on long enough so let me get to the point.

Republicans (especially politicians) have done -all- of the things I've mentioned. They've stolen. They've murdered. They've lied. They've trafficked in human beings and molested children. They've defrauded you to the tune of millions of dollars when you supposedly "cant afford to buy gas". They've actually used the power of the government against their enemies.

They've done everything you've accused the left of.