This morning already:
Someone turned on a DR server without checking that email was disabled. Mailbomb ensues.
Something caught fire and knocked out my power for the 10 minutes I needed to be online.
The SSO vendor the local schools use (wife is teacher) is having some kind of outage.
Something else caught fire near where the first fire was, and now I'm just sitting here waiting for the inevitable. I still don't have everything up from the first outage.

I need more espresso.