The 12 Days of Christmas
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12 thousand lies (actually 30, but who's counting?)
11 criminal charges (actually 91)
10 sexual allegations (actually 26)
9 allies convicted
8 years campaigning
7 trillion more debt
6 bankruptcies
5 draft deferments
4 indictments
3 criminal children
2 mistresses
and treason in a pear tree