Right now, Trump is doing a Rally in Wisconsin wearing a garbage collectors vest. Because his faculties are absolutely intact.
Not just temporarily wearing it, doing the whole thing wearing it.
@th3j35t3r unrelated, I have a variety of those vests and when I wear them I can do _anything_. People just assume a safety vest (and maybe khaki pants) = Authorized to Be Here.
Maybe I shouldn't say this on the internet. Wups.
That trick's almost as old as reflective vests.
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@mcfate @th3j35t3r I have a really special neon yellow jacket I picked up for 10 whole dollars at a 2nd hand store in Denmark that apparently projects extra authority. It's also super cozy and waterproof, it's like the best jacket I own.