Right now, Trump is doing a Rally in Wisconsin wearing a garbage collectors vest. Because his faculties are absolutely intact.
Not just temporarily wearing it, doing the whole thing wearing it.
@th3j35t3r unrelated, I have a variety of those vests and when I wear them I can do _anything_. People just assume a safety vest (and maybe khaki pants) = Authorized to Be Here.
Maybe I shouldn't say this on the internet. Wups.
@mcfate @th3j35t3r I have a really special neon yellow jacket I picked up for 10 whole dollars at a 2nd hand store in Denmark that apparently projects extra authority. It's also super cozy and waterproof, it's like the best jacket I own.
@b4cks4w @th3j35t3r don't think ya need to wore it's common knowledge
Well, common knowledge for most folk with a brain
Add a clipboard and you're unstoppable 😜
@ecksmc @th3j35t3r freaking love clipboards anyway. great for writing, carrying, good edge weapon I should really stop talking
@b4cks4w Add a clipboard and they'll let you in anywhere. @th3j35t3r
@b4cks4w A lot of homeless folks wear those vests. So they don't get hit by cars at night while wandering the streets looking for a place to bunk down. @th3j35t3r
@b4cks4w @th3j35t3r
That trick's almost as old as reflective vests.
Add a clipboard for extra authenticity.