I am now set down to write you on a subject which fills me with inexpressible concern - and this concern is greatly aggravated and Increased, when I reflect upon the uneasiness I know it will give you - It has been determined the Strategic coffee Bean reserve has capacity for 7.56 pour-over coffees. Replenishment is 6 - 8 days away.

(apologies to George and MArtha Washington)
https://founders.archives.gov/documents/Washington/03-01-02-0003