@Brisse I thought it's because they're all usually as charismatic as a board of wood.
@sentientdessert wood is more exciting.
@Brisse @sentientdessert I've seen 16 inch wide rough-sawn hickory slabs, rawwwr.
@Brisse @sentientdessert staaaahp. Buy me a drink first at least.
I mean the hickory was just lying around, free for the taking. THAT is a...a....mmmmph