Unscheduled wind event, big oak tree dropped a branch onto the porch.
Uh, not okay, planet. Please stop.
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Holy Cats, a hazardous weather advisory on a perfectly clear night
Winds may gust between 30 and 40 mph both in and away from
showers and storms.
I'm a say it's more like 50. Got another branch down. Dorothy! Get Toto!