@jordicusmaximus They have at most 15 minutes

So you think, "I'll take them home and they'll ripen up." But you put them in the bowl at home, and they sit there, going, "No! No! Don't ripen yet, don't ripen yet. Wait til he goes out the room! Ripen! Now now now!” --Eddie Izzard*

*pears, I know but applies even more to avocados