Google: "Introducing people chips"

Me: 🤢

@b4cks4w think they're good with dip?

@Jezibaba Tastes like chicken? cannibalism is just a social construct?

I didn't even click it to find out WTAH Google is thinking. Checked my calendar though, thought it might be April 1st

@b4cks4w I like that you added the??

I was told years ago we taste more like pork. Now I'm wondering how they knew that.

@Jezibaba I have an idea, we could Google it. Or just _call_ someone in Mountain View, sounds like they know.