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Man: Hey God, I just want you to know I am committed to protecting my family at all costs.
God: Gosh, that’s great to hear.
One of the main things I need you to do to protect your family is laundry. Tons of laundry.
Man: Hey God, I just want you to know I am committed to protecting my family at all costs.
God: Gosh, that’s great to hear.
One of the main things I need you to do to protect your family is laundry. Tons of laundry.
Conversation #2:
God: I’d like you to protect your family.
Man: You bet. I’m ready. If anyone touches my kids, they are dead meat.
God. Okay. Well, to protect your family, the thing I need you to do is teach thorough hand-washing.
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