You know, you could pretty much write a MadLib Script to.cover most of his answers.
We may be {first verb in question} the {first noun in question} , or we may not, we are looking into it. But even if we {previous verb} the {previous noun}, we will do it the best of anybody, and everyone says I am the {superlative} at {verb unrelated to first verb} the {noun unrealted to first noun}.