When I was a kid, they told us to come home before the street lights came on because there was probably a serial killer waiting behind every single tree in the neighborhood. Every GenX’er knows this tale. Now I guess that childhood boogeyman is a six time loser with six murder raps fresh out of prison because of Kamala. Oddly specific.

Dummy has reached the “suburban scare” chapter of the 2024 election. #politics