Good morning CoSo :)
Today I have spouse made coffee and for your delight this glorious example of total bollocks advertising... I present the anti aging pillowcase... Yours for only £(exorbitant)
Spoiler: I made my own silk pillowcase a while back but, surprisingly, I've continued to age... Hmmm... Must be missing the "magic" ingredient...
@Helical_Code ah. I see.