Satan: "Welcome to Hell Mr. Torvalds"
Linus: "Why have I been condemned to hell?"
S: "oh you're not condemned, God just said I could borrow you so you could help me out."
L: "So I can leave Hell and go to Heaven"
S: "Of course! you are one of the good guys, I just need your assistance"
L: "So what can I help you with?"
S: "I just need you to get my origin/master branch PR'd with these 5 junior dev branches, and compile. Oh and Google is down and we only have Notepad"

L: "OMG"

S: BWAAA HAA HAAA