I'm sure the climate's going to be a nightmare when we get there, but if anyone can give me a lift to the next decade, to cut down on all the waiting for the rest of this one's fresh hells to arrive, that'd be just great. 🙃 I'll even pack us a lunch.

@WordsmithFL, you get first choice of sammies!

@MLClark I was going to try to come up with something witty and clever, but it's after 9 PM and my brain decided to flatline.

That said ... Let's stop at the local Bagel World. They have some nice sandwiches and wraps.

(They also have bagels ...)

https://www.facebook.com/p/Bagel-World-at-Victoria-Square-100057542294180/

@WordsmithFL

:) You had me at "Bagel" the first time, and then at "bagel" the second time.

Sleep well pre-trip, my friend!

@MLClark They're pretty cool. Very informal. Good sense of humor. They have a loyal customer base, which isn't easy to do around here because most places have crappy food and service.

Did I mention they have bagels?

Warming up the time machine ...

@MLClark So hey, about skipping ten years into the future ... I took the time machine for a spin to 2034. (I was gone for a month, but they, it's a frickin' time machine, I can come back whenever I want.) All things considered, 2024 looks better.

@MLClark So hey ... When I time travelled to 2034 for you last night, I thought I had landed in a nest of Morlocks.

Turns out it was a MAGA rally.

My bad.

2034 is beautiful and wonderful, except for Brevard County which will have the last vestige of MAGAs.

Colombia is drug free and is a global mecca for tinto.

@WordsmithFL

🤨 I'd be upset that you went without me, but...

You did bring back a bagel. 😋

@MLClark But it's time travel. We can go right now and you won't know the difference!