@Excitable_Girl
Actual sleepwalking?
Now that's definitely scary. Never had that.

Oh, just remembered another time I fell asleep and that balcony door was open again, but there's a bug screen and I woke up to my horseback coach standing outside it looking in. The vision cleared away in a second but boy was I scared shitless 😂

She's a rather large-framed woman, how would she scale the walls to get to my 5th floor balcony I could never say