Just for laughs: some weird ass proverbs and “banter” you’d only come across America’s Souf:
“With my luck it could be raining titties and I’d look up and still catch a dick.”
“Richer than 4 feet up a bull’s ass” (refers to the high cost of fertiliser)
“I’m fucking this chicken, you just hold the legs” (asking for minimum assistance)
“I’ve been busier than a one-legged man in an ass-kicking contest” (on hardships of manual labor)
“Up to my ass in alligators” (same)
“Titty said the kitty but the milk tastes fine” (lol what)
“Put your wish in one hand and take a shit in the other, which fills up faster?”
“Higher than a giraffe pussy”
“He was slicker than two eels fucking in a bucket of snot” (omg ew lmao)
“So dumb he couldn’t pour sand out of a boot if the instruction was written on the heel”