Burning sage doesn't work when attempting to cast out nefarious Appalachian spirits. They think they smell sausage frying and, next thing you know, your Ouija board's spelling out
B-U-S-C-U-I-T-S and
G-R-A-V-Y
@VaGyver I officially call bs on them being Appalachian...it would be spelled B-I-S-K-I-T-S and G-R-A-V-E-E