While polls are for peeing on many of the American people have voted and shown they’re not progressive enough to vote for a Canine-American presidential candidate. I am suspending my write in campaign (remember I can still receive cash donations and treats). Thank you and dog bless America!
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I dunno, they came out pretty forcefully for some dog named "Joe Bitin".
@Usama_Backhair those votes were the work of a vast conspiracy of dark money political operatives. The lamestream media is hiding that most of Joe Bitin’s teeth are gone and he can only gum down canned food. The dog years haven’t been kind to him or Donald Leghump who has to wear a doggie diaper and you don’t have to get near his ass to smell what he’s all about.
Thank you for your support!