What? We have a "bible" and no one told me? That's just mean. Having a holy book to do your thinking for you makes life (and stupidity) SO much easier! Firing up Amazon to buy my copy now!
@TwiHusband but....Atheists are not Satan-worshippers. They are *atheists*.
Atheists don't believe in God OR gods, or other deities. Satan would be a deity.
The amount of stupid is great.
@kismatt I've had this very "discussion" with several Jesus freaks over the years. But what surprised me was the kid who, called himself a Satanist and, thought that my atheism made me a fellow-traveler.
I had to break it to him that Satan didn't exist either. He was as pissed off as any bible-thumper.
@TwiHusband I pity them all.