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"I really don't know why people don't talk to me when I approach them at parties."
@ceorl "And the most intelligent one. But I will soon leave this party anyhow. For an even better party."
*cries at home into the cat bowl*
@ToruOkada Turning up and taking a shite in the punchbowl never goes down well.🤷♂️
@FrankCannon Except for one or two special parties.
@ToruOkada Just don't get the invitations mixed up.....it was years before I got to another christening.
"Why am I wasting my time at this lame party with you and your ugly dress when ... hey, where are you going?"
#subtoot