Theophilus Thistle, the thistle sifter, sifted thistles through three-thousand thistles,
then thrust three thousand thistles through the thick of his thumb,
thrashing, throwing, and thrusting the thistles thither and yon,
thus, theophilus thistle, the thistle sifter, became the thistle thrower.
@TheNewsOwl I was fine, until the last line, and then my tongue said this ain't fine.
Actually, my tongue said "theifsgpthdlethhpp"