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Any theories on what this bizarre tweet by Emily Murphy at GSA might be trying to communicate??

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@TheAbbotTrithemius

Does she have a cat? That would be my first guess.

@TheAbbotTrithemius

If you want me to go all Z, though, I can do that:
Dcccf = don can covfefe covfefe fuckthisjob
Rex = he wants to be King
zzz = can we pleeeease spike his big mac with nyquil or ambien or something?
@@maan = maaaan, seriously, can't we get him to sleep?
anaNN = (ok, this took me a while, but I *think* it's a secret message to the Empire that feeds Earth's coordinates into the Death Star targerting system.)

@misterfive

I would pitch that comment as a screenplay that NEEDS to be written on spec and demand an advance of 100K, stat.

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@TheAbbotTrithemius

But my money will be on the cat right up until I notice a second moon suddenly appearing in the sky.

@TheAbbotTrithemius
perhaps that was not her original message but censored by some entity other than Jack's crew?
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@naikarrah

That would be troubling AF, if her Twitter is being routed through some sort of "control" group and actually, considering the attention and incredible authority she has right now, might not be so far-fetched...

@TheAbbotTrithemius
it was reported publicly 3-4 days ago by reliable news wire sources that she was putting out resumes, looking for a new job...

@TheAbbotTrithemius If one is overweight, one should avoid placing ones "smart" phone in ones back pocket.

@Render

Yeah, I was wondering too if it's something she started and didn't finish, but her posterior did the rest of the work on ....

Damn posteriors always wanting to do use cellphones..

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@TheAbbotTrithemius

Google can translate hundreds of languages...

...but not THAT one ๐Ÿ˜‚

@netspionage

When Google Translate algorithm that undersatnds "Batshit" language, it will be time for humanity to get off the internet for good and do other stuff...

@TheAbbotTrithemius LMAO butt tweet, we've all been there, but the hilarious/sad part of this is this, (1) this is a fed govt official (2) who refuses to do her job and (3) is spending her time quietly lurking on twitter.

@TheAbbotTrithemius *though her boss d set the precedent for that. albeit he does not quietly lurk. wish it weren't true but she's following example
ugh i cant wait til they all GTFO

@luxsit

Same.

This woman should not be butt-tweeting.

She could inadvertently start a war of some sort right now...

@TheAbbotTrithemius I mean, I've made silly mistakes online, but only when I'm doing something casual. If I'm on company equipment/time, I triple-check everything constantly to ensure I'm being responsible and professional. As a federal official, her twitter is essentially ALWAYS representing the fed-- if I were her, I'd be too on top of my phone to ever ever make such a mistake. Putting your phone on lock is pretty basic. Hopefully it's only her own twitter that she's screwed up....

@TheAbbotTrithemius
Sheโ€™s been hogtied with duct tape, shoved in an office supply closet and thatโ€™s what Siri heard?

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