When food poisoning keeps you up all night you move to tea rather than coffee.

Just played my first real full-court, officiated 5-on-5 basketball game. Won bigly. 71-21.

Stat line: 4 pts, 7 reb, 7 ast, 4 stl.

Pretty stoked. Too bad games are at 11:10 pm tho..

Dammit. Missed the perfect opportunity to use bigly in a sentence... Bigly bigly bigly disappointed in myself.

Is anyone else hugely disappointed that the Fake News Awards were kinda lame?

Of course, high schoolers and collegiate level athletes are dope too, it's just extremely different..

Coaching 10u water polo is the greatest thing ever. These kids are so incredibly athletic.

One "dossier" item that I haven't heard discussed is the claim that Trump helped Putin by supplying him with intel on the many Russian oligarch ex-pats who lived in his properties. "Tapped" towers? Money? Favors? Any ideas on how that would work?

Alright. Dutchy out!

See y'all for morning coffee :)

It's available on Senator Feinstein's Senate page.

@Tegtberts
1. My rule has always been no drinks before noon. ✅
2. Who hasn't?
3. Isn't that what it's all about!? 😁
4. You were responsible! Thank you!

Now for the most exciting part! The Re-hydration schedule before 6am coaching!

Nah fuck it.

Tomorrow is like that one day I want to remember how hungover I was when I tell my future grandkids as they are taught about this epic time in history class!

'Grandpa, where you alive when The Transcript came out?'

'Oh I remember it like it was yesterday, kids. I got so drunk. It was one of the best days of my existence.'

Also, I know the real question on everybody's mind:

"But Dutchy?! What IPA did you consume?"

Well guys, this might come as a surprise!

Prodigal Son Pale Ale.

No, indeed, not an IPA, however a phenomenal beer.

Hadn't Day-drank in a while, but yes. It was appropriate.

. I know you guys are genuinely concerned about my health, so to answer your questions:

Yes, it was appropriate to start at 12:15pm.

Yes, I went to work a little bit intoxicated.

Yes, it was a very positive experience.

No, I didn't drive.

Seriously, print it and read it for yourself.

2018 is the year.

ElizabethCMcLaughlin‏@
ECMcLaughlin

THREAD ON FUSION GPS. I spent the afternoon reading the transcript that Senator Feinstein released today. Here are the salient points, with citations. I am a lawyer and CEO. I was a securities fraud and human rights litigator in DC/NY for over 15 years. Read on for takeaways.

twitter.com/ECMcLaughlin/statu

Sorry y'all! After I printed and read THE transcript I started drinking.

Celebrating that is.

Speedskating Update:

Erin Jackson skates a stupid fast time (38.98) to qualify for the Olympics in the 500m. Her previous best, before Olympic Trials, was 41.63. The qualifying time for the Olympic 500M is 39.50, so she had to drop 2 seconds to even be considered..

Sadly, Sugar Todd didn't make the US Olympic team...

On a positive note: Britney Bowe is back! She's looking to finally medal in the 500, 1000 and 1500m at Pyeongchyang.

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