The EU is going to SLAUGHTER this bozo.
@mcfate Every single thing he says and does tanks his stocks and costs him literal millions and I'm so here for it.
I think his self-destruct sequence got activated.
@mcfate One of the most obnoxious downward spirals ever. If he's smart, which he isn't, he'd sell Twitter for cheap. But then he wouldn't be able to keep people from making fun of him so he won't. He let the ding dongs over at 4chan convince him that he's the Da Vinci of our time and he is in for the rudest of awakenings.
The problem with "selling Twaffle cheap" is that it's worthless to anyone now, and he owes people money they lent him to buy it.
Twaffle's value at this point is what you can sell its shit for at auction, in my estimation.
@mcfate As far as stock value it might not be worth much but as far as platforms go it's still very much a useful, powerful tool to have. I have a number of tin foil hat theories behind why the Saudis helped him buy it.
And he keeps selling off Tesla stock presumably to pay them back.
So, he'll destroy Tesla AND his reputation on behalf of the Saudis because WHY, exactly?
My theory is he signed a contract thinking he was making a hilarious joke and was shocked and stupefied to discover the Chancery Court has no sense of humor at all.
@mcfate I agree, however I don't think the Saudis are stupid enough to help bankroll his vanity purchase while expecting to somehow profit from it financially.
But knowing how childish he is, they've gotta know he'd tank it, and that Tesla's stock would suffer for it.
Saudis have oil and oil's biggest threat is cars that don't use it, so spending a few billion to tank their biggest competitor seems a smart move. They've shown themselves adept at capitalizing on our weakest links before.
Even if the Saudis bombed every factory Tesla has from Texas to Shanghai, and went after Elmo with a bonesaw, they're not going to be saving internal combustion engines, come on.
@mcfate oh I know, but they stand to do a lot of damage for relatively little investment. Musk and Tesla have both lost far more than what Twitter was bought for. The Saudis wouldn't have helped pay for Twitter unless it was for something that couldn't be bought.
Twitter is probably the biggest platform the left can utilize to spread real news and information and to coordinate and all of America's enemies benefit from seeing it fail.