Well.

Patron hopped up on god knows what, loudly claiming that his stuff was stolen, saying if he didn't find his stuff he was going to bash some heads. Kicked him out. He said he was going to the sheriff's station.

I and the guard started looking around. We found his stuff. With a bottle of alcohol in his backpack.

But yeah, tell me that all that librarians do is read all day. I've definitely become much harder doing this job. Sometimes we have to deal with not-good people.