People: We're concerned about this pandemic
Stage 3 Lung Cancer Rush Limbaugh: It's just a cold. <takes a drag off his cigarette. Coughs. Wipes blood from his lips>. The flu, basically.
Fox: 11 people died but they were all old so it's all good.
Trump: Make the stock market great again!
CDC: A vaccine could take years.
Trump: We have a vaccine!
CDC: Stop buying masks.
Trump: We're buying all the masks.
Trump: Thank you Trump!
Republicans: WHY ARE DEMOCRATS POLITICIZING THIS CRISIS?