Disclaimer: a large quantity of what I toot is shitposting for the sake of shitposting, almost always inspired by a turn of phrase that occurred to me of which I have become enamored. By and large I should not be taken too seriously by anyone, because I certainly don't take myself anyhow, anywhere, anywhen, or anywhy.

Hidey-ho. I'm in a Discord server for book folk, primarily geared to Sci-fi/fantasy, where we share deals and chat about books in general. If you'd like to join us, here's a link, stop by and say hi. (That last bit sounds like bad commercial writing, but you get it.)

https://discord.gg/KWbRMZVuW7

My coffee table just stubbed me at toe point.

living is not for the faint of heart

There's not enough context in the world to make laundry less annoying.

I appreciate the sentiment behind "touch grass," but I don't think it fully addresses the root problem: dreams dead and dying at the hands of their erstwhile dreamers. What we really need to do is touch clouds.

It's so tiring, this game of "pretend to be a person." I do so wish that I was like you, that it wasn't an act. All I have are masks, and they're not even dollar store quality.

Urban legends are crowdsourced fiction: organic, free range, collective storytelling.

Few things make misanthropy and being antisocial look like good choices as well as social media does.

"Nightmare On Elmo Street," or "The Terrors of Toddlers."

The next time someone tells me the food I've made is delicious, I'm gonna say the secret ingredient is chemistry... and John.

Sometimes I feel like I can only be a nice/pleasant/good person for an hour or three at a time. After that I'm on the fast track to cantankerous.

theoretical mathematics is just psychedelic counting

It's fall now, don't forget to rake your Steves.

Anyone interested in a...?

Yeah, me neither.

Compassion shouldn't be controversial.

thoughts are slippery things at the best of times, today my stream of consciousness is buttered jello on a waterslide

I write "I mean" so much I read it as "iMean" and wonder how Apple found a way to make being a dick so much more user friendly.

Wasting time was so much easier when I was near constantly wasted.

Guess what.

Questions are beginnings, and answers are only disguised as ends.

Stupid people are the wellspring from which stupid questions pour.
#Platitudypus