We're all going to die in 2018, aren't we?

#happynewyear
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JFC, it's as if the GOP collectively studied fiscal policy at Trump University.

Never let facts get in the way of execrable clickbait.
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Also, not a lesbian couple. That's clearly a transgender woman on the right.
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Can anyone recommend a good Manufactured Outrage calendar for 2018? I missed the latest salvo in Starbucks' War on Christmas (™) and feel so behind the times.

Congratulations Ajit Pai on your next job back at Verizon!

I don't get Crossfit.
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😁
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Been busy, did I miss any particularly hot takes in the last 12 hours?

The yolk of authoritarianism has got nothing on the albumen of liberty. #merica
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This describes a nursing home resident, not the single most powerful individual on earth.
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Incredible to think that we once fought a war to keep these people from leaving the country.
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Evergreen Toot

Dean Heller exudes the sort of pride over writing the Senate version of the tax bill the way one would gaze proudly at a particularly large bowel movement.

#sitcomsforcats F.E.L.I.N.E.S.

Remember when doughy, middle-aged white guys marched around playing dress up and insisted it was about deficits and not race? Pepperidge Farm remembers...
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FYI- This is what taxation without representation looks like.

Holy crap, @th3j35t3r liked my toot. I imagine this is what preteens at an [insert boy band] concert feel like.

This is why you never, ever take the bus.
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