☀️ SoCal native
🤓 Book lover and nerd
😈 Dark humor
😏 Innuendo, because I'm 12
⚖️ Paralegal, criminal law, will sometimes break down important cases/legal issues
🎪 Recreational old aerialist bitch in training, primarily aerial hoop (lyra)
🎭 Occasionally, acts in local plays
🐕Three asshole dogs
🏃🏽♀️Trail-runner/hiker
💜 Athlete with Lupus
🤷🏽♀️ Posts mostly inane bullshit
👪 Rarely mentions family, because, internet
🤬 Potty-mouth
🖕🏽Has no fucks to give
Wish I caught this on video: One of the crows pulled off fibers from the neighbor's palm trees (it's nesting season so they've been collecting materials), then landed on the roof of the condos behind our backyard, and my dog began jumping and barking at it as she does. The crow glanced down at her, deliberately put down the tree fibers that were in its beak, and began bitching back at her.
Quick short summary: Anti-abortion dentists are apparently harmed by mifepristone distribution, Thomas is salivating at the idea of reviving the Comstock Act, the plaintiffs are trying to seek relief that goes beyond just simply banning mifepristone, "grievance standing" is becoming a thing with the conservative justices, and Pregolar is awesome and has the patience of a goddamn saint.
I should have my own cooking show. People would get lovely gems as I chastise the food:
"Stay in your dough homes!"
"What the fuck is wrong with you, you whores?"
"Look at that! What the fuck is that?"
"Argh!"
Honestly, my neighbors are getting free entertainment now that the weather is nice and the windows are open.
Preteen's writing assignment this week is on some aspects of Oceania. I suggested she research and write about Australia's different coral reefs as she wants to be a marine biologist and loves all things ocean-related. She just came out of her room to grab a snack while she worked on the assignment.
Me: How's it going?
*Silence*
Me: Were the facts easy to understand?
*Silence and side-glare*
Me: Okay then, good talk.
*Door shuts*
Ah, preteens.
And the beautiful festival of short plays by local playwright ended with a standing ovation. I am thankful to have been part of this incredible storytelling journey. It was surreal having strangers approach me after each show to shake my hand with words of praise on my performance and congratulations; others telling me I made them cry. And now to release these emotions I needed to reach for to create an impactful performance and stuff them back into a box.
My hobbies include rope, leather, steel, and pain. Flailing aerialist in training. Local actor on occasion. Athlete with Lupus. I say fuck a lot.