Saw podiatrist, got diagnosis. Impact fracture of the 5th metatarsal of my right foot. I rammed my metatarsal into the neighboring bone and compacted its joint end, in other words.

There's no fix for it, other than to put an orthopedic boot on my foot for 4-6 weeks and let it heal.

I have a call with my pain management doctor scheduled for tomorrow to try & get something stronger than oxycodone, since it's not doing the job. The pain from this is excruciating.