Satan
Deceiving the masses since Genesis.
Joined Nov 2017
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When prey kills predator, the false leader shall bring forth a generation of health.
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When you accidentally use Apple Maps instead of Google Maps.
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https://counter.social/media/GGk9hsJmZgsYX66Gn70
Sounds like really good advice!!
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https://counter.social/media/eR7v5WApABvEsmPZA2Y
He does much worse than that when heβs been drinking...
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https://counter.social/media/meGF8atBj1AnX0WUamc
Dotard Rump finally did something good for the American people. He single handedly saved the American tax payers $3.8million... by not going to his fucking resort and going golfing and instead staying in the White House where his fat filet-o-fish eating ass belongs.
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Yep. ACCURATE.
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https://counter.social/media/kPzkMCCVkJC8zFRTw5k
Pro tip: Any girl who takes tequila shots without even making a face, has been sent straight to you by me, Satan, to ruin your life. Take heed.
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Do you feel that boy? The way the shit clings to the air. Shit blizzards coming.
-Jim Lahey
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Props to Trevor Noah... βHe didnβt just choose a white country, he chose the whitest country. A country where people are so white they wear moonscreenβ.
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Hey tRUmp, youβre the shithole.
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Man, I sure have a lot of work to do recently. The mortal layer has really played itself an interesting hand the past year.
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Satan
Deceiving the masses since Genesis.
Joined Nov 2017