"I can hire one half of the working class to kill the other half."
Jay Gould, gilded-era railroad tycoon and financier oligarch
@AskTheDevil Got him on slow eternal roast?
@SSNBubblehead I don't actually do that, but occasionally someone makes me wish I had a big roaster.
@SSNBubblehead Robber Baron who, with James Fisk, caused the Black Friday gold panic of 1869 and resulting financial devastation. They narrowly averted criminal conviction. A thoroughly despicable person.
@SSNBubblehead Per his wishes he had himself buried in a concrete and reinforced steel crypt so that his employees couldn't exhume his body to defile it.
@SSNBubblehead Oh yes. He's on my naughty list. 😈