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My previously oddly specific fortune cookies have come true, so I rarely open them.
I was feeling adventurous today... and was let down. 😂
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But this seems nice. Something to look forward to.
@GeezerWench wait, it ... could be... that my son got a job.
That would be sweet.
@SECRET_ASIAN_MAN Oh, yay! A job!
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In bed?
I mean, that’s how we would read them, back in the day