I'm sitting next to my wife patiently, as she reads.

Yesterday, I bombed her with the Sauna's already built in the alcove (now the Sauna Room) surprise.

Tonight's bomb, is a top of the line washlet/toilet set just waitng to provide her arse the spa treatment. She knew it was coming...just not when. :-)

She has yet to go to the restroom to discover the new toilet system.

"Would you like some tea, dear?" I ask.

Now, I just chill on the home improvements until the remodeling in July.