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This is the garbage my dad sends me.
Telegram, Joe Rogan, Q...I fear I may next see my dad as the unwitting comedy victim of Jordan Klepper. 
@SECRET_ASIAN_MAN Good grief!
@SECRET_ASIAN_MAN yikes! That must be hard to deal with.
@SECRET_ASIAN_MAN Someone saw the plot of Assassin's Creed and ran with it LOL
@SECRET_ASIAN_MAN for what it's worth, I'm sorry
Yeah, I've been dealing with a parents "one-world Government antichrust" conspiracies, I feel you
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Totally not how DNA works, but okay.