Boss asks group: Do you want a in person or remote xmas party?
Me: I'll go if its mandatory but I'm not into them and i prefer remote. Plus its a long drive to the office.
Boss: You do realize you are expected to do some travel to the office
Me: Again, I will go where I am expected and if its mandatory.
Me inside: OMG YOU ASKED ME! FUUUUCK YOU LADY I DON'T OWE YOU MY DEVOTION!