Here’s a preview of the “bigly” Trump announcement:
“I’m announcing that I am running to reclaim the presidency that was stolen from me. Ron Desanctimonious will never beat me. He wears women boots. I’m way smarter. Look—man woman person camera tv. When I win, I will arrest crooked Hillary for all the crimes I committed. I know more than the generals ya know. I have a fresh new supply of sharpies I paid for with money from selling US secrets.”