Since I have to live through this, you have to at least hear about it...
My daughter (7) ripped a wicked fart this morning - no denying it was her. She then made such a strong argument that it was the dog that the dog actually stopped to sniff his own ass to see if maybe she was right.
That's my morning so far...
@PrivacyL0st good, then it never hurts to be explicit.