I made the mistake of suggesting to my wife that she should take the day off, because she has laryngitis, and no one wants a nurse who sounds like The Crypt Keeper.

"but I feel fine" she wheezed

Today, she texted and told me she called out sick for tomorrow, and because I'm a good husband, I'm not rubbing it in.

To her face.

I'll gloat here instead. 😏