Read Patrick Thomas' "Cryptid Fight Club" tonight.
https://amzn.to/3wmpPPW
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The first rule of "Cryptid Fight Club" is: You do not talk about how entertained you were by "Cryptid Fight Club."
The second rule of "Cryptid Fight Club" is: YOU DO NOT MAKE A CLICHÉ JOKE ABOUT "CRYPTID FIGHT CLUB."