An Ode to Daisy Mae

Daisy Mae, queen of farts,
We don’t enjoy your stinking tarts!
Your noxious malodorous emission,
Whacks my eyes into submission.
I was savouring my breakfast quest,
Now my senses are all messed!
Let me enjoy my bacon and eggs,
Please, no farts, from you I ‘begs!
#poetry #dogs