#devilstorytime
I'm plotting what to do in my next incarnation. It looks like people are insisting on some sort of apocalypse, and I was considering throwing a wrench in and just refusing to show up.
But let's face it. That's not really me.
The stories about apocalypses are just that. Stories. People made them up, and they're driving one in real life.
It's not like I'm going to not show up. I live here. I care what happens.
So. What should I get up to?
I feel like this question can be asked in both harmless fun and deadly seriousness.
That's so _me_.
It is pure coincidence that I'm eating an apple for a snack.
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@AskTheDevil oh we know what tree that apple fell from.
@NorthernInvader I dunno, some weird science hybrid thing that tastes like candy and flowers.
Someone brought a bag from the store. I dunno. I thought your ancestors already learned right and wrong. Surely there's nothing in this produce that can hurt me, right? ; )
I did, though, pay attention to the part where if someone ate from both trees, they get knowledge of good and evil _and_ eternal life, and would be like god.
*crunch
Delicious.
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