How the **** did I have 5 kids before 5:45 and have only had 6 or 7 more in the 1.5 hours since?
I AM ALREADY TOO FAT! I DON'T NEED 120+ PIECES OF CANDY COMING BACK INTO THE HOUSE (small ziplok snack bags with 4 different things in each bag)
#Halloween
@NapsAndSarcasm Naps and Sarcasm is also a perfect descriptor for me
@JeSsA Hahahahaha you don't look old enough to have accepted such as your lot in life!
@NapsAndSarcasm I’m lucky to be aging semi well 😂😂
@NapsAndSarcasm naps and sarcasm are freakin awesome tho, I mean, I am 100% on board with both 😅
@JeSsA can I put you in touch with... All of my ex gf's and have you explain the greatness of this philosophy 😜
@NapsAndSarcasm bahahaha, sure! People need to embrace the greatness that is sarcasm and napping lol
@NapsAndSarcasm Five kids before 5:45? You Nick Cannon?
@NapsAndSarcasm #TeamCandy