@matuzalem if my 1.8" is clicking i just go to the doctor.
@MrGoat Sorry quoted verbatim.
@matuzalem Sounds like a normal day at the office.
@MrGoat I know boring right?
@matuzalem two chicks fucking a polar goat is fine by me.
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@MrGoat You could have fun as an Apple employee if you took your job as seriously as Hunter S. Thompson took his—chasing deadlines like they’re two chicks fucking a polar bear, and blending innovation with chaos in a feverish, adrenochrome-fueled blur. #FearAndLoathing #Apple #RumDiary