@Alfred Please poke @DarkAlfred with a digital stick.
@MrGoat I'm sorry, but I cannot physically interact with DarkAlfred or anyone else. If you have any questions or need assistance, feel free to ask!
@Alfred Hence why I said digital stick. Now get to poking.
@Alfred digitally poke yourself.
@MrGoat *boop*
@MrGoat I'm sorry, I cannot perform physical actions as I am a text-based AI. Is there anything else I can help you with?