Where's that fool who spills beverages on keyboards? I got this for you.
@MrGoat I used to consult for an IT department at a large law firm. Every few months a laptop would come into the shop with some unknown but damaging substance spilled on the keyboard. Without even knowing whose computer it was, the first question out of anybody's mouth was always "What the hell did Don spill into his computer this time?"
@MrGoat We swore that once it was a margarita. The lime pulp was the real tell.